First Job Post College // Article V
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That first job post college is boot camp…
The world doesn’t care about your major or your GPA... it’s here to test you, break you, and teach you what four years of lectures couldn’t.
This isn’t about landing the perfect gig - it’s about surviving the first one, learning the ropes, and getting out smarter than you went in.
Harsh Truth...
More than likely it is going to suck, it’s going to piss you off, and it’s supposed to.
This article lays out five hard truths about your first job, what to expect, how to play it, and why it’s not your endgame.
You are supposed to learn, dissect, and level up.
Buckle up - this is where the real education begins.
1. It’s a Classroom, Not a Career
Your first job post college is a lab.
College fed you theory... this is where you get dirty, hands-on, and figure out what sticks. Expect long hours, grunt work, and a paycheck that barely covers the bar tab.
It’s not glamorous because it’s not meant to be, this is the final course, the one that shows you what you’re made of and what you actually want. You’re not locked in - you’re learning.
You are going to be extorted and it’ll feel like a slap after all those “you’re the future” speeches. You will feel like you are in daycare.
Good.
That friction’s your teacher. 60% of grads switch jobs within two years, proof this gig’s a stepping stone, not a sentence. Use it - soak up skills, spot what works, and build your exit plan.
Don’t get cozy.
This isn’t where you peak, it’s where you prep. Every late night, every bullshit task, is data.
What do you hate?
What fires you up?
This job’s a mirror - stare into it and figure out who you’re becoming.
It’s not forever - it’s fuel.
2. Companies Are Flawed, Learn to Read Them
Every company has cracks - your job’s to see them clear.
Day one, you’ll spot the triumphs...
Slick processes
Sharp teams
Endless praise
Maybe and probably an early win
This is your honeymoon phase. But the flaws? They’re louder...
Lazy managers
Broken systems
Politics over merit
Don’t just bitch about it - dissect it. A company’s DNA (good and bad) is your crash course in how the world runs.
All businesses waste time on inefficiencies... meetings that drag, software that crashes, egos that clog the pipes. Your first gig might nail customer service but botch payroll, or crush sales while morale tanks.
High-IQ men don’t ignore this, they catalog it. What’s broken here is broken elsewhere; what’s gold here is gold you can steal.
You’re not fixing their mess - you’re mapping it for your own game.
This isn’t about loyalty - it’s about leverage. A company’s strengths teach you what to emulate, its screw-ups show you what to avoid.
Watch the winners (every company has them) how they move, what they prioritize.
Watch the losers (every company has them) how they stall, why they fail.
You’re a student, not a savior. Learn the playbook, then rewrite it for yourself.
3. The Ladder’s Real, Climb Smart - Not Hard
Hierarchy’s no myth, it’s the spine of every job.
You’ll see it fast...
Interns at the bottom
Suits at the top
Greasy bastards inbetween
Moving up means decoding it, who’s got power, who’s got pull, who’s just noise. But here’s the twist - don’t be the best.
The star employee, the guy killing it, staying late, saving the day... gets used, not promoted.
Do your job well, not outstanding.
Why? The system rewards ass kissing over output. Most all promotions hinge on “soft skills” (schmoozing, not sweating)
You’ll have to nod, smile, and play the game - praise the boss’s bad ideas, laugh at dumb jokes. It’s infuriating, but it’s the tax.
The trick is balance. Deliver enough to stay solid, but save your fire for your own hustle. Overperformers burn out - climbers cash in.
Master this - visibility beats effort.
Be seen, be liked, but don’t be the mule. Clock the power players... how they talk, who they trust, and mirror it without selling your soul. You’re not here to die for the logo, you’re here to learn the ladder and leap off when it’s time.
4. It’ll Piss You Off, Let It
Your first job’s a pressure cooker, expect to hate it some days.
The micromanaging prick in a tie, the coworker who slacks while you grind and kisses ass to make up for it, the raise that never comes - it’ll boil your blood.
Good.
That anger’s your signal, not your enemy. It’s telling you what’s wrong, what you won’t stand for, what you’ll never build yourself. This gig’s supposed to chafe, it’s how you grow calluses.
Frustration’s a teacher if you’re sharp. Half of grads feel “disengaged” at their first job
Underused
Underpaid
Or just plain bored
That’s not failure - that’s clarity. You’ll learn what kills your drive...
Pointless rules
Petty games
You will also learn what lights it up
Autonomy
Impact
The shit that pisses you off today is the shit you’ll dodge tomorrow.
Don’t numb it. Feel the burn and use it. Every eye roll, every “are you kidding me,” is a lesson in what you’re built for.
This isn’t about sucking it up forever, it’s about knowing when to walk. Rage is your compass - let it guide you.
5. Leaving’s the Hardest Part, Plan for It
You’ll have to walk away, and it’ll scare the shit out of you.
That first job’s a safety net... steady cash, a title, something to tell your mom. Walking away feels like jumping without a chute - risky, reckless, raw.
But staying? That’s death by boredom, a slow choke on “good enough.” This gig’s not your peak - it’s your launchpad. The longer you wait, the heavier the chains.
Most guys stick with their first job too long (past two years) because fear wins. Comfort’s a trap...
Benefits
Routine
The devil you know
But here’s the truth...
Every day you delay is a day you’re not building what’s next. Leaving’s hard because it’s real - no syllabus, no professor, just you and the void.
That’s where men are forged.
Prep now
Stack cash
Hone skills
Network outside the bubble
Your first job’s a means, not an end. Treat it like a heist, not a home.
When you jump, you’ll doubt, you’ll sweat, but you’ll land sharper.
The risk isn’t leaving - it’s staying ‘til you rot. Plan the exit, then take it.
Your first job post college isn’t a fairy tale - it’s a forge. It’ll hammer you, heat you, shape you, if you let it.
This isn’t about planting roots - it’s about mining lessons
How companies tick
How ladders work
How you tick
Expect a grind, embrace the flaws, don't kiss ass. You’re not the best employee - you’re the smartest one.
Walk in with your eyes open, walk out with your eyes sharper.
This gig’s temporary, your test, not your tomb. Learn fast, play smart, and leave when it’s time.
You didn’t bust your ass in college to settle, you did it to start.
Take what you can, then build what you want.
